From George/Jeeves (Letter 1)

George was my gay butler in prison. His letter refers to the time I had a bleeding scrotal mole, which soon healed.   

Dear Governor,

It was good to hear from you. I hope all is well with your family. Please tell mum that I am eating my veggies and willingly, not like someone I know! I am doing OK. I still partake in the scrotal mole counting. It is still fun. I remember our counts. Eleven soft. Twenty or so erect.

I still eat with Slingblade. He got parole, yet with no family or the VA helping, he still has no address to be released to. You should adopt him and have him be your gardener. On second thought, it might not be a good idea to let him have a hoe.

Please give mum a big hug from me.

Your forever Jeeves,

George 

George is in my new book, Prison Time

Click here for descriptions of all of the prisoners I write about at Jon’s Jail Journal ranging from Mafia hit men to giant transsexuals 

Shaun Attwood