06 May 06

My Comments On Your Comments

Thank you for the comments posted during the first quarter of 2006, which kept me amused and entertained – by reading them over and over again – during the hostage situation, and the subsequent lockdown.

Frankie’s Chess Challenge almost broke the comments record set by the Anal Virginity Threat about George’s glory hole argument. Comments such as TonyRob’s about Frankie burgling my buttcheeks gave me a laugh. Then there were people like Brian who seemed to want me to take the bet and lose so they could read the lurid outcome. More sensible advice came from Andrew M, Cheryl, David Vogel, and JMK. As I beat Frankie 274 – 239 in a recent four-month championship, I might take Chris H’s advice, and make the bet with a different stake.

Tommy was made up with the nine comments on Breast Reduction. Xena said reading your comments made her day. Two Tonys enjoyed responding to your questions, which provoked some unusual answers.

The comments following Am I Crazy? Were touching. Lady Arkles, Carl, and K made sense. As usual, Zen’s comment was poetic.

Cheryl and TonyRob want Long Island to start a blog, but I’ve not heard from him since his release.

Martha and JMK expressed sympathy about my relationship with Claudia. Although Claudia urged me to call her, she never answered the phone, so I stopped calling.

JMK pointed out my misuse of dawg, versus dog. Dawg means homey. I should have used dog for the context of dirty dog, not dawg. American pronunciations of dog and dawg sound similar to me. Cheryl asked if calling someone dog versus dawg would start a fight. I doubt it. Someone looking for a fight will use the tried and tested, ‘I’m callin’ you out, you punk-ass bitch.’ Fighting words indeed.

Carl commented about studying behavioural finance. As I’m looking do post-graduate study in that subject, I was hoping that Carl would email me more info.

Many thanks for all your comments. Keep them coming.

Good lookin’ out, dawgs!

Coming soon: Two Tonys and Xena answer your questions.

Email comments to writeinside@hotmail.com or post them below

Copyright © 2005-2006 Shaun P. Attwood

57 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:13 AM

    Hi, Hope you got my recent letter. When I come to the US I may be able to pop in for a visit and i'll give you a kiss. xxx

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  2. Hi Gemma, Thanks for the offer, if only it were that easy. Visitors have to be approved before they can go on my visitor list, and that can take up to two months.
    Let me know your plans, if you're serious.It would be great to have more visitors.
    Thanks again, Jon

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  3. p.s. and more kisses
    xxx

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  4. Anonymous1:11 PM

    I HAVE BEEN READING YOUR BLOG FOR SEVERAL MONTHS NOW AND I MUST SAY IT IS QUITE FUNNY.
    THANK YOU AND KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. WHEN I FIND MY SELF WITH TIME TO SPARE, I LOG ON AND READ YOUR UPDATES.
    GOOD STORIES.
    ANY NEW CONS COMING INTO THE PICTURE ANY TIME SOON?
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  5. Anonymous6:45 PM

    Hi Jon,

    You write so beautifully. Well I suppose it's hard to write beautifully about jail (still a bit confused about the difference between prison and jail - I'm from Australia so it's all just jail here!) but your blog is just...true.

    This is probably really bad manners, and I'm not ASKING you to tell me, but just the way you write about prison and your love for your family makes me wonder what someone like you did to end up there! It seems really strange, and sounds like you've had an epiphany (or a veritable number of them) since you got into the system.

    I think it's quite funny, though I'm sure you're very serious, about the whole female-contact thing! I can't exactly visit you cos I'm in Australia, but it would be kind of cool to, except I'm only 22 and have just met the most gorgeous boy EVER so wouldn't want to kiss you. But I want you to know I have a serious intellectual respect for you.

    And even though I'm a privileged middle class girl from a loving family and you would probably find me the most boring white-bread whinger in the world, I feel a kind of empathy with you. Because I haven't done anything criminal, but everyone realises that they've done the wrong thing in their lives, even when they never intended it, and they're trying to do right! It's great to see you learning from whatever has happened in your life (not to be patronising - I'M no teacher! You have that ability to see inside yourself). Because I would love to be able to do that too, and I'm certainly trying!! Step 1 for me is: avoid people who treat you like crap and don't try to save them when they obviously would prefer not to be, and would like to just go on treating you that way!! Because otherwise I end up doing things they want to do, and hurting other people and myself.

    Eeep! This is so crazy, writing this to you. But I'm totally inspired by your blog. And I hope you don't mind. I'm sure you have thousands of other people to reply to, so no need to comment on my comment. Just keep doing what you're doing. It's enough.

    Thankyou,

    Cait

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  6. Anonymous3:04 AM

    wow, namechecked twice in one posting :-D - it's really brought it home to me how I can make a difference, even if it's just a brief chuckle for you in an otherwise crappy day.

    I really must write you a letter sometime - im sure I can rustle up some tales of the Manchester dance scene in the early to mid 90's that will make you smile ;)

    TonyRob

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