17th Feb 05

Pecker Pucker

Strip searches sometimes cause an inmate’s penis to dwindle in size. This withered willy condition is jokingly referred to as "shrinkage" by the inmates. Xena, my lanky shemale friend, talked about shrinkage after we were both recently strip-searched.
“ It was so cold in there, I had shrinkage. And what sucks is that I was thinkin’ of all kinds of sex acts goin’ into the strip-search room hopin’ that my penis would be bigger when I showed it to them. But they kept us waitin’ for so long in that cold-ass room that it had shrunk back down to nothin’ by the time that I had dropped my pants.”

There are at least two factors that seem to cause teeny-weener: the room temperature and strip-search-anticipation anxiety. Over the Christmas holidays, due to the visits with my parents and my kitchen job, I was getting strip-searched three times a day. I noticed that my organ was its regular size during the brisk going-into-the-visitation-room one-on-one strip-search, whereas, later on, it suffered diminution during the coming-out-of-the-visitation-room strip-search, which involved a long wait, a cold room, and a naked can-can performance in front of four guards alongside three other inmates.

Much later on, after seven hours of sweaty kitchen work, I was subjected to another brisk search conducted by one guard in a warm restroom, and my organ made his manliest appearance of the day. Outspoken inmates jest about succumbing to willy-shrivel, especially during the cold winter months when shrinkage is most common. Male readers: imagine standing starkers with your hands in the air while a guard or two gazes at your mouth, armpits, and reproductives. How would your organ react under such pressure?

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

That is so fucked up. It disgusts me that stuff like that is legal. Land of the free, my ass.

Anonymous said...

I know nothing about 'shrinkage' as I am a girl. I do know a little about strip searches having had one while being booked into the Maricopa County Jail. This was my first,and only, time in the presence of human rights abusers. An hour before my arrival at MCSO I had been transported to the hospital where I had my stomach pumped. It is important to state that I had not OD. The cops assumed I had perhaps because I was 'semi-comatose' when they found me slumped over the steering wheel. I had hit my head so hard on the steering wheel that I knocked myself out. The next thing I knew I was standing in a line with mostly local prostitutes. I think maybe the detention officers assumed I too was one, so by God they were going to teach me what they think of my livelihood. Nevermind the fact that I am a seamstress by trade. Anyway, granted, I probably did speak without permission, something like "Where the hell am I ?" Have you ever seen the boots they wear? Can you imagine what one would feel like planted deep in your stomach even if you hadn't just had it pumped and filled with Charcoal. It hurts, and to make matters worse what ever is inside is now outside, if you know what I mean. Now to the strip search in another area. I was embarrassed enough about what was about to happen. I found myself apologizing to the female guard who told me to squat. I told her I was clean when I came in but when a guard stomped on my stomach something came out of me. She was not fazed by this.
Nobody in Arizona has been fazed by it, I am thankful to Jon and his parents for this site.
I want to add a note of thanks to the prostitutes who witnessed my abuse and offered me the only comfort I ever received.

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Patriciawmiw said...

That is so fucked up. It disgusts me that stuff like that is legal. Land of the free, my ass.

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Anonymous said...

I am male and was strip searched by 2 female guards at a jail in florida after I was arrested on a Sunday for dui and no bail could be arranged. Fortunately it was very hot in there so there was no shrinkage but I had to stand there naked while they checked out everything under my dick and balls and between my cheeks. I probably would have gotten hard if they werent so butt ugly. Then as I walked out of the room naked with a jumpsuit they handed me I looked over and a bunch of female guards and staff were joking near a monitor that I later found out from my cellmate was hooked up to a camera in the room I had just stripped and stood naked in. The next morning I was forced to go to the shower room and strip again and I ran in and got wet and ran out again before anyone could lay a hand on me which my cellmate told me to do, but the female guards were hanging around there and as I was drying off a female guard put me up against the wall just to cop a feel. Fortunately I got out of there that afternoon but you dont have rights in there and theres alot of women guards.

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