From Frankie (Letter 17)


Frankie - A Mexican Mafia hit man and leader of prison “booty bandits,”  who saw me rubbing antifungal ointment on the bleeding bedsores on my buttocks at the Madison Street jail, and proposed we have a gay prison marriage.

Englandman,

I received your letter. As always, the pleasure is all mine. At the same time, I’m hoping this letter finds you in good health. As for me, I’m thinking when I get out of going to Mexico and buying a fake passport, and flying to England to show your hairy ass that Frankie ain’t no joke. Just cuz you’re in England don’t mean nada. “Frankie owns you!”

Well, my friend, let me tell you what happened two weeks ago. I’m in school, Rio Salado, and there’s this gay guy that works there. He’s an inmate and the porter. Anyway, every time I took a piss I caught him trying to take a peek. He was in the closet washing the mops when I walked in, and pulled my dick out. I told him, “Is this what you’re trying to see?”
His eyes got big, and he said, “That’s a good one.”
I kept teasing him, and he said, “I bet you have a lot of girls,” meaning gays in here.
I told him, “Only a couple.”
He said, “I like to keep everything on the down-low.”
I said, “I don’t care what anyone thinks. No one tells me to do nothing.” I told him to suck it, but he wouldn’t cuz he didn’t want to get busted by others.
Anyway, we didn’t do anything. The teacher went on vacation, and today the gay guy told me that he can’t sleep cuz all he’s been doing is thinking about my cock.
I left him like that, but today he wanted me bad, and I played hard to get cuz I gave him a chance and he blew it.
I’ll tell you when it happens in my next letter, but I’m thinking of just teasing him until he wants it real real bad.

Well, my friend, I had bad luck with the food package you sent me. The Mexican I had you send it to moved to another yard right across the street. I missed it by one week. I’m eligible for a food package this month, so if you’re up to it could you reorder me the same stuff. I thank you for looking out for me. I appreciate it very much.

Englandman, get your hairy butt to writing. As soon as I get out I will contact you.

Tell your Mom, Dad and Sister I send my love.

Much Love & Respect

Frankie


Shaun Attwood

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Frankie is hilarious, perverse, endearing, a little bit frightening, and tender all at once! His letters are my favourite I think! :-)

G

Anonymous said...

Frankie is such a trip. Your hairy butt truly left a lasting impression on him. Good to hear he is doing okay.

~Big Jason

Anonymous said...

Shaun,

How many books have you sold, and what percentage do you get to keep as profit?

Jon said...

Sold 20,000 plus, but I get such a small percent it doesn't amount to much.

Divorced said...

Frankie is such a trip. Your hairy butt truly left a lasting impression on him. Good to hear he is doing okay. ~Big Jason