28 Mar 08
Zucchini (Part 3)
This series came about because many of you requested I divulge what prisoners get up to sexually. If you take offense to sexual content you may not want to read on.
Part two left off with Cindy the transsexual offering to fellate Max and Log at the same time.
“When Cindy offered this,” Max said, “I decided it’s one thing to get a blow job, but another to get a blow job with your thing rubbin’ against another man’s thing. I say, ‘No. I’m cool. I’ve gotta get back to the kitchen.’ This whole time, Cindy’s sittin’ on the toilet, holdin’ Log’s thing in his hand. Suddenly Cindy raises his backside off the toilet, but stays eye level with Log’s thing. With his other hand, he yanks down his pants, and points his ass toward me. And guess what I seen?”
“Oh no! Not the shampoo bottle again?”
“Gee thanks. All I could see was the blue top of the shampoo bottle?”
“The rest being embedded?”
“Yes. But let’s go back to the size of the shampoo bottle for a sec. Consider the ratios: it’s almost as long as Cindy’s thigh bone with the girth of a tennis ball. Cindy points at the bottle top and guess what he says?”
“He says, ‘Can you pull it out for me, Max? And while you’re pullin’ it out, I’d like you to work it.”
“To work it!”
“Yes. To work it.”
“Wow! What did you do? Surely you ran for the hills at this point?”
Did Max run or is he the work-it type?
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