02 Aug 08

Postcards from Long Island (2)

Long Island - Promising young cellmate I taught to trade the financial markets. Released on the 11th of December '05 and recently rearrested. Alleged to have committed forgery and hit an officer with a car. He is writing from Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Towers jail.


What’s up Shaun!

Things have taken a positive turn. The number of years they want me to sign a plea bargain for is still too high for me, but we’re getting it down. They started at 21 and as of yesterday they talked about 5. Still too high for something I didn’t do. I can’t say too much on these stupid postcards.

I do have some funny stuff for you though. As you can see I’m writing from a different pod and cell. That’s because of a short trip to the hole that my cellies and I had to make after a batch of home brew got out of hand. Basically we got drunk and after hours of talking shit, I made a request that a guard took offense to and that drew a little heat. There was a particulary attractive female officer who I asked if she wouldn’t mind doing a table dance for us on her next walk! Needless to say, I didn’t get my dance. I did get a week in the hole. No visits and no store.

Hey, shit happens!

I love you Shaun!

Keep writing!

Your brother,

Long Island

Here’s Long Island’s disciplinary write up:

Maricopa County Sheriff's Office--Joseph M. Arpaio, Sheriff

Disciplinary Action Report

Specific Offense(s): 028 Being intoxicated, 018 possession or manufacturing of intoxicants

Formal Statement of Charge(s): On 6/25/08 at approximately 1630 hours, Inmate was intoxicated and jail made hooch was discovered in his cell when, I officer Hafez A9736 searched his cell. He admitted to being intoxicated and was rolled up to c-pod pending disciplinary segregation. A 20 oz bottle of jail made liquor (hooch) was found in his cell. When opened the bottle pressurized and smelled of fermentation.

Officer's Actions and recommendations: 0 priors 15 days disciplinary segregation 15 days full restriction

Signed: Hafez A9736 6/25/08 1800

I have been informed of the offense(s) listed hereon. I acknowledge receipt of this report and plead: Not guilty Signed 6/25/08

Bureau Hearing Officer Action or Sanctions: Findings: 018 Sentenced 028 Dismissed
7 Days Disciplinary Segregation 0 Days Full Restriction To Commence 6/26/07 to End 2400 7/3/08

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1 comment:

Ms. Long Island said...

Long Island does love his alcohol, no matter where he is at! Maybe asking for the lap dance wasn't the best idea he has ever had! I love him anyway!!

Ms Long Island