10 Aug 08

The Royo Romance (Part 23)

Royo Girl - An intelligent and attractive criminology graduate who used to visit me in prison. Whether her interest is based on love or she is writing a thesis on my criminality is an open question.
Click here for Part 21. Part 22 was deleted due to my relationship at the time with Posh Bird.

Email received from Royo Girl:

Sent: 08 August 2008 18:46:35

Dear Shaun,

As it stands right now, I am still planning to come to England for a visit. I am not sure if it will be at the end of Sept or the beginning of Oct. Regardless, I hope to be out there for a week or a week and a half. We will have to wait and see how that all pans out.

I am sure the trip will prove to be a bit of an emotional rollercoaster for me. It will be great to see you since I haven't been able to for the last year. To be honest, it will be a little weird, too. Being around you as a free man! Hmmmm.... goodness only knows what you are going to do with no guards watching you around me ;-)~

We definitely have to go to the Indian restaurant in London that has my favorite stuffed naans and stuff. Mmmmm.... YAY!! Hopefully it won't be too cold either, not that I don't have all of my wintery clothing that I never have to wear in Arizona (thank goodness).

I will leave you with those happy thoughts. And you are certainly my constant, Shaun. I never want to lose our friendship!!!!!

Hasta luego, mi amor.

Affectionately yours,

Royo Girl

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Anonymous said...

Huh? Don't go back there, my friend. If she's a friend, treat her like one. Sorry, I just don't think this is a good situation.

Anonymous said...

I like how she teases you too, about what you are "going to do with no guards watching..." Seems like she's leading you on again.

Friends and nothing more with this one, Shaun. That's my advice.

Chris H said...


Don't listen to the other chumps!! Take my advice!

If you like her in that special, tummy tingling way, go for it. What's the WORST that can happen, honestly?

She's not into your old habbits of excess and isn't a friend from your old days of vice. The worst that can happen, that I can see, is that you need to top up your fluids!

I recomend pineapple juice!!!!!!!!

Hugs and kisses,

Chris H

Anonymous said...

Do whatever pleases you Shaun. Even a good little drinking and fornicating.

So my advice? Go out with her, the two of you get wasted, then proceed to make little Shauns. :)

Chris H said...


Why so many anonymous's??

Have the regular readers forsaken us??

Sound off people!

Hugs and kisses,

Chris H

Anonymous said...

My vote is it's probably safe to lend RG your body, but keep your heart locked safely away. And NO little Shauns with this gal!

dirtos said...

I think you should have protected sexual intercourse with her.

Anonymous said...

I think a torrid delicious night of wild eyed bungholery is in order.