26 Sep 08

The Royo Romance (Part 24)

Royo Girl - An intelligent and attractive criminology graduate who used to visit me in prison. Whether her interest is based on love or she is writing a thesis on my criminality is an open question. She's flying from Tucson to visit me for my birthday week in October.
Click here for Part 23.

I just got off the phone with Royo Girl:

“I’ve booked to come and see you at the end of October,” Royo Girl said.
“That’s great, “ I said. “I can’t wait to see you.”
“I’m super super looking forward to coming to England.”
“And seeing me of course?”
“On that point, I don’t know.” Royo Girl laughed mischievously. “I do know you’re fishing for a compliment so I can build up your ego.”
“Exactly. But when your ego's as big as mine, there is no room to build it up.”
“Oh, Shaun, of course I’m looking forward to seeing you.”
“Have you booked our hotel room in London yet?”
“No, not yet. But I’m going to spend three nights in London enjoying your company before we go to yours.”
“What do you fancy getting up to in London?”
“We’ll probably go out one or two nights.”
“Which entails what?”
“There’s some clubs and bars I like down there.”
“After all that hard work in Tucson, you’re coming to London to get wasted aren’t you?”
“We’ll see.”
“Did you decide what you’re going to wear for my birthday party on Halloween?”
“The official title of my outfit is Dark Angel.”
Oo, describe it please.”
“It consists of, basically, me looking like a Goth with black wings.”
“And your makeup?”
“Black lipstick. Black eyeliner. I can’t divulge too much at this point. You might get too excited.”
“How am I going to be able to control myself when I see my favourite criminology graduate who I'm finally getting to be around after all these years and she’s all gothed-up as a Dark Angel?”
“I dunno, Shaun, I dunno. I will make you behave yourself in front of your parents. I have the utmost respect for them. I think they’re great."
“So you’re saying we get to behave like wild animals in the hotel room?”
“We’ll be lucky if we make it out of the hotel room, Shaun.”

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Shaun P. Attwood


Anonymous said...

In the words of Malcolm McDowell - "DO you fancy a bit of the 'ol in and out?"

ghost writer said...

well it sounds like fun times :)

Suzanne said...

LMAO at the Malcolm McDowell reference. Heh. Let's just hope the rest of the evening doesn't follow the path of Alex and his droogs - she may not enjoy that kind of ultra-violent fun.

Anonymous said...

Shaun - Happy Birthday in advance. I read the RoyoGirl phone call transcript. You lucky bastard!!! Do you have a picture of her? I am dying to see what she looks like after reading about her for so long.

Lucky bastard!


Anonymous said...

Can you handle Royo Girl? You'd better start fitness training now.


Anonymous said...

You will update us, right? ;^)


Jon said...

Yes, I will post how the visit with Royo Girl goes. Maybe even some Halloween/birthday party pics. I intend dressing up as Nosferatu!

Shaun Attwood

dre said...

run for your life

Jon said...


I take it you mean run into Royo Girl's arms?


Anonymous said...

Shaun, I know its easy to say, but perhaps take it easy.

You will never be allowed to return to the US. Is she going to move to the UK?

What happens when she goes home? How are you going to make sure you don't pick up an old crutch to fill that hole?

dre said...


run now and dont look back

she scares me

(I suppose a bit of harmless safe fun is ok)

Cityboy said...

The pirates are coming.

Be afraid, be very afraid